A priest in Louisville was charged with child molestation recently. When he got fingered, he claimed it was his altar-ego.
An acquaintence of mine recently got pregnant and had to have an abortion. So, being the generous guy that I am, I gave her a balloon to celebrate the momentous occasion. She is now mad at me; I believe this has something to do with the fact that the balloon read "Congratulations, it's a boy!" in big block letters on it. In my defense, the balloon store is right down the block from the clinic.
In other news, I recently ordered a ton of specialty groceries/imports online. When they came yesterday, they were delivered in a refrigerator box.
I am the bane of my FedEx driver's existence, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky
The story of a boy from New York who moved to Kentucky to find fame and riches.
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Sunday, September 26, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
missing the good ol' days,
What ever happened to the good ol' days when there were actually bitches to holla at?
I saw a girl wearing a "Kentucky Girls Do It Better" shirt this past weekend in Louisville. I love my New York girls, but I must admit that there is some truth to this statement. Behold:
-Getting their GEDs
-Dropping out of high school or college to work at Bob Evans
-Having a low standard of living
-Being unemployed
-Sluttin' it up in general
-Spending excessive amounts of time in Wal-Marts
-Having a baby by age 20
-Having an overly-exaggerated sense of self worth
-Receiving welfare, food stamps or unemployment checks
-Being unremarkable in every single facet of life
-Claiming to be hip and trendy, yet consistently stay years behind on the latest fashion, music, art and styles
Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here. Signing off for now;
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I saw a girl wearing a "Kentucky Girls Do It Better" shirt this past weekend in Louisville. I love my New York girls, but I must admit that there is some truth to this statement. Behold:
THINGS KENTUCKY GIRLS DO BETTER:
-Getting pregnant at an early age-Getting their GEDs
-Dropping out of high school or college to work at Bob Evans
-Having a low standard of living
-Being unemployed
-Sluttin' it up in general
-Spending excessive amounts of time in Wal-Marts
-Having a baby by age 20
-Having an overly-exaggerated sense of self worth
-Receiving welfare, food stamps or unemployment checks
-Being unremarkable in every single facet of life
-Claiming to be hip and trendy, yet consistently stay years behind on the latest fashion, music, art and styles
Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here. Signing off for now;
-admin
Monday, September 6, 2010
People are Friendlier Here
Alas, let's take a break from the sardonic humor for a more serious post that means a lot to me.
So last night, I noticed my 3 month old kitten Pika had disappeared. I had opened my door three times for maybe a total of four minutes, and let's just say Pika is the kitten equivalent to Michael Johnson and scurried out in her youthful curiosity while I wasn't looking. So after realizing she wasn't hiding and she had disappeared, I spent the day outside playing the guitar and looking for her. Turns out the lady across the street who always listens to me play had found her last night under her car and had taken care of her, and returned her to me this afternoon.
Everything turned out better than expected! People are friendlier here than in New York for sure.
I lahv her. (:
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So last night, I noticed my 3 month old kitten Pika had disappeared. I had opened my door three times for maybe a total of four minutes, and let's just say Pika is the kitten equivalent to Michael Johnson and scurried out in her youthful curiosity while I wasn't looking. So after realizing she wasn't hiding and she had disappeared, I spent the day outside playing the guitar and looking for her. Turns out the lady across the street who always listens to me play had found her last night under her car and had taken care of her, and returned her to me this afternoon.
Everything turned out better than expected! People are friendlier here than in New York for sure.
I lahv her. (:
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Sunday, September 5, 2010
Going Out To Eat is Relative
So I've been wondering for months now why every time I go outside on a Friday, there's a line of cars around the block at every fast food drive-through in a twenty-five mile radius. Weird, right? Well here's the scoop.
Friday is the welfare check disbursement day.
That's right, what better way to treat your family of eight out to a night on the town than piling everyone in your pickup truck, driving down to the local Mac-donalls or Wendy's and ordering everyone a number five? Stay classy, Kentucky.
If anyone asks, I'm Canadian.
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Friday is the welfare check disbursement day.
That's right, what better way to treat your family of eight out to a night on the town than piling everyone in your pickup truck, driving down to the local Mac-donalls or Wendy's and ordering everyone a number five? Stay classy, Kentucky.
If anyone asks, I'm Canadian.
-admin
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Online Poker Strategy Blog
After a period of deliberation, I've decided to keep this as a humor blog and create the poker blog as a separate entity. Due to the fact I'll be maintaining content for two blogs, updates may be a little slower as I have to prepare a full site's content for the second project. Updates coming soon, I promise. In the meantime, THIS:
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Featured Content in Development
Developing a weekly series of articles regarding online poker. Stay tuned for the first update within the next few days!
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