So I've been wondering for months now why every time I go outside on a Friday, there's a line of cars around the block at every fast food drive-through in a twenty-five mile radius. Weird, right? Well here's the scoop.
Friday is the welfare check disbursement day.
That's right, what better way to treat your family of eight out to a night on the town than piling everyone in your pickup truck, driving down to the local Mac-donalls or Wendy's and ordering everyone a number five? Stay classy, Kentucky.
If anyone asks, I'm Canadian.