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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

missing the good ol' days,

What ever happened to the good ol' days when there were actually bitches to holla at?

I saw a girl wearing a "Kentucky Girls Do It Better" shirt this past weekend in Louisville. I love my New York girls, but I must admit that there is some truth to this statement. Behold:

THINGS KENTUCKY GIRLS DO BETTER:
-Getting pregnant at an early age
-Getting their GEDs
-Dropping out of high school or college to work at Bob Evans
-Having a low standard of living
-Being unemployed
-Sluttin' it up in general
-Spending excessive amounts of time in Wal-Marts
-Having a baby by age 20
-Having an overly-exaggerated sense of self worth
-Receiving welfare, food stamps or unemployment checks
-Being unremarkable in every single facet of life
-Claiming to be hip and trendy, yet consistently stay years behind on the latest fashion, music, art and styles

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here. Signing off for now;

-admin

2 comments:

  1. I thought you liked Kentucky better. You went from A to B real fast. heh

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  2. Good thing I don't live in Kentucky.

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